We are leaving Canada, the Dwarves are making sure we know they are upset and it’s not -25 C here in Toronto. Everything is well.
The Dwarves will obviously attend a new school, and thinking it would help we looked at their respective schedules.
It turns out they get to see a film on a regular basis.
Dwarf 2, a hardcore cartoon fan, was quite enthusiastic about this.
I explained it may not be a cartoon, but a regular film.
“Yes, mom, I get it. We will be watching adult movies.”
Yes, honey, and don’t forget to tell the nice child protection services lady about it.